The recent story about the Indiana Creationism Bill has brought up, yet again, a common fallacious argument... that somehow "scientific theories" equate to religious "theories."
After spending many years educating people, one by one, on the difference between a "scientific theory" and the colloquial usage of "theory" - I have come to the conclusion that it's simply not working. Creationists don't listen, don't care to listen, and don't seem to want to know the very important distinction. It's either they are ignorant outright of the difference, or they are being willfully ignorant - as I think is the case with pandering legislatures.
This refusal to comprehend the difference between the two terms is tantamount to the Flat-Earth Society refusing to accept reality.
If they refuse to learn or recognize the distinction and prefer to repeat their dishonest and deceitful 'misunderstanding' as truth, what else can be done? Well, here is my proposal:
Stop using the word "theory" in science. Instead, change the term to something else that better reflects what it is and will not be misunderstood as the colloquial usage of the term. I thought for awhile of various words, made up and real. Finally it dawned on me, being ex-military, that a word can indeed come from an acronym.
The acronym I thought up is "Fact and Reason Based Explanation" or FARBE. This could be pronounced "farby" or "farbies" in plural. No longer can they say "oh, it's just a theeoorryyy" in their most willfully ignorant fashion, because now it's a farby. The farby (fact and reason based explanation) of evolution is no longer just a theory.



