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Proposition to Scientists: Let's not call them "Theories"

Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:19 PM EST
evolution, intelligent-design, science, indiana, creationism, theory, definitions, abiogenesis
By Shuklack
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The recent story about the Indiana Creationism Bill has brought up, yet again, a common fallacious argument... that somehow "scientific theories" equate to religious "theories."

After spending many years educating people, one by one, on the difference between a "scientific theory" and the colloquial usage of "theory" - I have come to the conclusion that it's simply not working.  Creationists don't listen, don't care to listen, and don't seem to want to know the very important distinction.  It's either they are ignorant outright of the difference, or they are being willfully ignorant - as I think is the case with pandering legislatures.

This refusal to comprehend the difference between the two terms is tantamount to the Flat-Earth Society refusing to accept reality. 

If they refuse to learn or recognize the distinction and prefer to repeat their dishonest and deceitful 'misunderstanding' as truth, what else can be done?  Well, here is my proposal:

Stop using the word "theory" in science.  Instead, change the term to something else that better reflects what it is and will not be misunderstood as the colloquial usage of the term.  I thought for awhile of various words, made up and real.  Finally it dawned on me, being ex-military, that a word can indeed come from an acronym.

 

The acronym I thought up is "Fact and Reason Based Explanation" or FARBE.   This could be pronounced "farby" or "farbies" in plural.   No longer can they say "oh, it's just a theeoorryyy" in their most willfully ignorant fashion, because now it's a farby.  The farby (fact and reason based explanation) of evolution is no longer just a theory. 

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Shuklack

Do you have any other terms? Any ideas how to actually get something like this accomplished?

Because seriously, this very intentional "misunderstanding" by anti-science folks is really really getting under my skin.

  • 10 votes
Reply#1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:27 PM EST
Concerned Citizen-1303521

There's a lot of terms used in scientific fields that don't correlate exactly with their English dictionary definition, but I don't think that's the real issue. It's not that they can't differentiate 2 meanings of the same word, it's that they're not educated enough to understand what a theory is. Change the word and they won't suddenly realize their mistake.

  • 8 votes
#1.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:49 PM EST
Anatoly-Rex

They day scientific terminology is redefined according to the thoughts of the ignorant is the day science dies. Science is truth, it does not need to be changed. It will prevail.

  • 9 votes
#1.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:52 PM EST
Vis Major

Proposition to voters: Let's not vote for idiots who misuse terms intentionally or due to stupidity

  • 8 votes
#1.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM EST
rls8r

Don't know about this recommendation - FARBE seems dangerously close to FUBAR to me - may lead to some interesting confusion.

  • 3 votes
#1.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:21 PM EST
Fla Pat

FARBE seems dangerously close to FUBAR to me - may lead to some interesting confusion.

Well you have certainly confused me! I thought this was about science not politics.

  • 1 vote
#1.5 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:35 PM EST
rls8r

See?!! It's started already.

  • 6 votes
#1.6 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 10:12 PM EST
Richard, WA

It's either they are ignorant outright of the difference, or they are being willfully ignorant - as I think is the case with pandering legislatures.

My bet is the latter. I'm sure there are plenty of people who honestly don't know the difference, but I'm pretty sure that those people pushing the agenda do. In that case, changing the terminology is pointless.

In any case, editing the language of science to placate the ignorant is just self-defeating. "Evolution" will wind up as "the ape-people idea."

  • 2 votes
#1.7 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:14 AM EST
Stop the ignorance.

In response to Anatoly-Rex's comment @ 1.2:

Science is truth, it does not need to be changed. It will prevail.

As a scientist it makes me uncomfortable to say "Science is truth..." and here's why:

Not meaning to quote Lionel Hutz, the lawyer from the Simpsons, but "What is truth, if you follow me?"

Science deals with the truth in so much as we understand it. It's more a matter of the Street Light affect than anything else, we look for answers where we understand things most, not least.

I'm the first to admit that it is frustrating, the willful ignorance that those who reject science employ. Still the same, redefining the terms doesn't seem to help.

  • 4 votes
#1.8 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 11:01 AM EST
mrk-3060962

Anatoly Rex-

I agree absolutely with your first statement in your post, and I agree with Stop the ignorance. Since we're on the topic of vocabulary and semantics, I'd be careful with stating that science is truth. It is truth as we currently know and understand the universe. However, what is considered truth today by science might encounter new evidence tomorrow and no longer be "the truth".

  • 2 votes
#1.9 - Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:49 PM EDT
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Polka14

The scientific community should be vigilant against allowing the ignorant to distort the current method of scientific understanding through their negative influence. In the case of "creationism", it is more then an attack against science. It is a case of illegal behavior by a government by endorsing religion.

  • 8 votes
Reply#2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:39 PM EST
Fufu

"Right of Gravity"

"Right of Evolution"

"Right of Relativity"

I could get behind replacing 'theory' with 'right', even though I abhor the fact that we'd have to adjust scientific language because ignoramuses can't understand basic vocabulary. Maybe with a little rebranding, these would get more support. After all, the groups that typically oppose scientific theories are all about rights, right?

  • 5 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:39 PM EST
Shuklack

A little bit of "pavlovian response" wouldn't hurt =P

  • 3 votes
#3.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:45 PM EST
Fufu

I thought about going with the even more buzzy "Freedom of" to replace "Theory of", but while it would work for "Freedom of Evolution", I feel like "Freedom of Gravity" might give the wrong idea.

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 12:47 PM EST
John Bayner

Or the right of reality, I agree Shuklack calling something that most people accept as fact a theory is fodder for the stupid ignorant people.

It's only a theory blah blah when people started to question the bible and the timelines within, the religious wackos came up with intelligent design bull@!$%#, and then say their theory is as valid as the Theory of evolution.

  • 3 votes
#3.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:44 PM EST
Redder

Check out this Patriot Bible College. There was a guy on TV the other day saying that dinosaurs and Adam and Eve all lived in the Garden of Eden together until the dino snake gave Eve the apple, or as an ad on TV suggests, a pomegranite.

http://www.patriotuniversity.org/

  • 3 votes
#3.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM EST
Jensen-576947

Are you implying that Religious Freedom is becoming an oxymoron?

  • 1 vote
#3.5 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:44 PM EST
Richard, WA

There was a guy on TV the other day saying that dinosaurs and Adam and Eve all lived in the Garden of Eden together until the dino snake gave Eve the apple, or as an ad on TV suggests, a pomegranite.

I love those televangelist broadcasts. Always entertaining. I watched one once where the guy insisted that the goal of Christianity was to get rich so you would have the means to make more people Christian. I was looking for the little pointy horns, but I think they airbrushed them out.

  • 4 votes
#3.6 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:18 AM EST
ManFromNantucket

FARBE doesn't quite capture the zeitgeist. What about substituting the word theory for fact? After all, a fact is something that either is or is not real/true. A statement of fact can be proven or disproven. However, to the lay person the word fact is associated with truth, proof, reality, honesty, and in all other sense of the phrase "that which is". Instead of scientific theories we should call them scientific facts.

People who are educated will understand that a scientific fact has been tested and not disproven, but being a statement that either is or is not real, it has the potential to be disproven. On the other hand laypeople will think that the word "fact" is a concrete assertion of what is real.

  • 1 vote
#3.7 - Tue May 1, 2012 12:24 PM EDT
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peapod

What's wrong with the word theory? By definition a theory is changing given newly tested hypothesis, this seems pretty accurate to me.

  • 2 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:14 PM EST
Shuklack

What's wrong with the word theory?

Nothing, except that a large segment of people are either:

a) confused of its meaning or

b) willfully confused of its meaning

They think of theory in the colloquial fashion, and project this colloquial definition upon scientific theories. This fallacy gives them the ability to discount theoriess based simply on their misunderstanding of the term.

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:21 PM EST
WTF-Really

how many average Americans know of the proper definition for theory? they know only how it is used and it has gained a negative connotation.

  • 3 votes
#4.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST
peapod

I see your point. It always "grinds my gears" when I see people commenting on articles that are heavily inundated with statistical data. It's kind of funny that you wrote this article today, because on my way home from work yesterday I started thinking about the shocking conclusions people come up with after butchering the data that they just read.

It seems people should really leave scientific/statistical articles to those who read in those terms, because the terms statasticians/scientists use in their articles are not quite transferrable to the daily lexicon and cause mass confusion.

I always find it funny whenever the news runs an article that has to do with scientific/statistical data, because you would think that they might have someone on staff to translate the articles, but almost without exception I find myself laughing inside when they show the data and give their conclusions as they are so far off base it certainly is laughable.

I think that introducing a new vernacular, could only confuse things more, there will always be a language gap between those who study these things and those who don't.

  • 2 votes
#4.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST
ryoushi12

Let's be more basic in our thinking, how may americans can even speak BASIC English with ANY degree of proficiency.

Most americans would FAIL an English usage test, which is why I support English only laws WITH proficiency testing, since the vast majority of teabaggers and other assorted rightwingers would FAIL the tests and would be excluded from political participation.

  • 2 votes
#4.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:04 PM EST
ManFromNantucket

FARBE doesn't quite capture the zeitgeist. What about substituting the word theory for fact? After all, a fact is something that either is or is not real/true. A statement of fact can be proven or disproven. However, to the lay person the word fact is associated with truth, proof, reality, honesty, and in all other sense of the phrase "that which is". Instead of scientific theories we should call them scientific facts.

People who are educated will understand that a scientific fact has been tested and not disproven, but being a statement that either is or is not real, it has the potential to be disproven. On the other hand laypeople will think that the word "fact" is a concrete assertion of what is real.

  • 1 vote
#4.5 - Tue May 1, 2012 12:27 PM EDT
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3sheets2thewind

I would like to see the word "law" used more when talking about certain "theories" as in the Law of gravity not the theory of gravity.

When "scientific theories" have stood the test of time with many attempts to discredit the theories they should become a "scientific law" until the are proved to be false we should treat the ideas as a truism.

  • 1 vote
Reply#5 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:15 PM EST
Polka14

Scientific theories can not become scientific laws.

  • 2 votes
#5.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST
peapod

It is the theory of gravity because it changes as we gain more data, the data alters what we know about how gravity works. A law is unchangable and thus there can be no law of gravity.

  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:18 PM EST
Shuklack

The "Law" of Gravity is a Newtonian term and its terminology isn't really what's used today to describe certain things.

A simple explanation would be that a "scientific theory" explains 'laws' and facts.

Fact: everything falls (ie Newton's "Law of Gravity") - How and Why things fall? = the Theory of Gravity.

Evolution Theory can be explained in a similar way: Fact: Life evolves. How and Why life evolves: the Theory of Evolution.

So technically, if someone says they don't agree with the Theory of Evolution - they are not refuting the fact that life revolves, they are only denying the explanation as to how and why it evolves. Although most denialists don't even know that.

  • 5 votes
#5.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:25 PM EST
peapod

^ and that is why I did not become a scientist.

    #5.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:40 PM EST
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    WTF-Really

    While I see this as an admirable idea I don't see it actually working. You & I know that many if not most understand the difference but choose to do this simply as an argument. If the name is changed I have no doubt they will find some other bull@!$%# retort to use.

    Plus after 5 years of the military I'm sick and tired of acronyms.... they're driving me slowly insane all of it is FUBAR

    • 2 votes
    Reply#6 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST
    Shuklack

    You're right, they will indeed find some other nonsense to latch onto.

    But, to be honest, a new bullsh!t retort would be quite refreshing, despite its stupidity. lol

    • 3 votes
    #6.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST
    WTF-Really

    Lol I can agree on that point hearing the same tired retorts is getting old something new might freshen it up for a little while.

    BTW FR sent

    oh and what branch were you in?

    • 1 vote
    #6.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:45 PM EST
    Shuklack

    Navy! Accelerate your...life... or something. =P

    • 1 vote
    #6.3 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:01 PM EST
    WTF-Really

    Lol Army myself though my dad was Navy

    • 2 votes
    #6.4 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:07 PM EST
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    John Bayner

    Let's call the existence of God a theory.

      Reply#7 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM EST
      WTF-Really

      I always have? it's not a scientific theory though it's more of the colloquial meaning of theory

        #7.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:53 PM EST
        Uthaclena

        John Bayner

        Let's call the existence of God a theory.

        Well, a "theory" is suppost to be testable and falsifiable, which "God" is not; maybe you could get away with "hypothesis," but that's it.

        • 2 votes
        #7.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:16 PM EST
        Skepology

        Why not the God Hypothesis. It is a statement that STILL needs testing after all!

        An added on part: Sorry Uthaclena I don't know how I missed your post. I agree with you.

        • 1 vote
        #7.3 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 5:48 AM EST
        warrior wheatman

        I believe creationism is only about four or five decades old. It served to put a scientific rationale on faith as interpreted in scripture. It was to serve as a new understanding of GOD in traditional ways. It served to keep religion viable in a rapidly evolving worldview. It was feared that without an anchor to the past, the present would loose the cohesiveness of faith and chaos would ensue.

        There was a lot of spiritual searching going on for alternative religions and worldviews. I trust a new religious understanding will evolve that even non-theists can embrace.

        • 1 vote
        #7.4 - Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:36 AM EDT
        warrior wheatman

        I like FARBY.

          #7.5 - Wed May 2, 2012 1:25 AM EDT
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          Andrew-1162039

          If we're going to be changing monikers to help the layman more accurately understand the intent intelligent design seems like the term to change first and foremost since it demonstrates no intelligence whatsoever.

          • 1 vote
          Reply#8 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST
          DarwinWasRight

          I would like to introduce the term Scientific Standard to replace the often misused Scientific Theory. Or perhaps theory could still be used; however, only to describe hypothesis that have yet to garner much evidence, i.e. String Theory, etc...

          • 4 votes
          Reply#9 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:10 PM EST
          Ian-2690048

          That would be a good term. I could get behind that. Though, really, the idea of changing terminology to suit ideologues irks me a bit.

          On top that, we all know, in the end it wouldn't matter what we called anything. People who want to be willfully ignorant are going to ignore any evidence that doesn't fit their predisposition. You can see that in how creationists just quote mine and cherry pick whatever suits their fancy. Even when it makes no sense. They love, and deeply misunderstand, thermodynamics. They're fine with that science (even though it in no way proves their point) yet other physics, such as radiometric dating, based in the same principals is utterly flawed in their view. You can't win using reason.

          • 3 votes
          #9.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM EST
          DarwinWasRight

          That would be a good term. I could get behind that. Though, really, the idea of changing terminology to suit ideologues irks me a bit.

          Yeah me too.

          You can't win using reason.

          Yeah, however I would like to see them try to exclaim... "well, you know, evolution is only a standard!" Somehow I don't think that would be as effective with the illiterate masses as "it's only a theory."

          • 2 votes
          #9.2 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:44 PM EST
          Ian-2690048

          Yeah, however I would like to see them try to exclaim... "well, you know, evolution is only a standard!" Somehow I don't think that would be as effective with the illiterate masses as "it's only a theory."

          I have to give you that :) Okay, I'm for "standard" now.

          • 2 votes
          #9.3 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 11:46 AM EST
          ManFromNantucket

          What about substituting the word theory for fact? After all, a fact is something that either is or is not real/true. A statement of fact can be proven or disproven. However, to the lay person the word fact is associated with truth, proof, reality, honesty, and in all other sense of the phrase "that which is". Instead of scientific theories we should call them scientific facts.

          People who are educated will understand that a scientific fact has been tested and not disproven, but being a statement that either is or is not real, it has the potential to be disproven. On the other hand laypeople will think that the word "fact" is a concrete assertion of what is real.

          No one could get away with saying "it's only a fact".

          • 1 vote
          #9.4 - Tue May 1, 2012 12:32 PM EDT
          Reply
          hvymtl83

          Does anyone here really think changing to a new word will make any difference?

          • 1 vote
          Reply#10 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM EST
          Fufu

          Well, they changed "Creationism" to "Intelligent Design". Turnabout is fair play.

          For the vast majority, this wouldn't make a difference at all. However, there's a sliver of people in the middle of this issue who find nothing intrinsically wrong with evolution, but do fall to the extensive propaganda about "teach the controversy". Not everyone has a scientific background and they shouldn't be left to the distortions of the religious right because of that.

          • 4 votes
          #10.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:55 PM EST
          hvymtl83

          But changing a word will not fix that. They will simply co-opt the new term. The only way to fight willful ignorance and hate is head on.

          • 2 votes
          #10.2 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 8:24 AM EST
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          Baron von Steuben

          Stupid people always co-opt scientific terminology. Change what we call it, and those who abuse the word theory will abuse the new word as well. It would be a meaningless change.

          • 2 votes
          Reply#11 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST
          Spyntek

          Theories allow for additional and revised information to be added to it while keeping the base and groundlaying information intact.

          • 1 vote
          Reply#12 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:39 PM EST
          Explorerdog1

          If the scientific community needs to adapt then the religious one should respond as well. Could we change the word "religion" to perhaps an equally easy acronymn like WTF for Wishfull Thinking Fallicy?

          • 5 votes
          Reply#13 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM EST
          Chris-735081

          I am ALL FOR THIS.

          GOOD JOB!

          • 5 votes
          Reply#14 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST
          ol doc gold

          It is a definite problem when people believe in fairy tales because a book that is 1000's of years old, written by bronze-age levantines says so...but wont believe in theories such as evolution and the big bang, in spite of the volumes of objective evidence that supports it.

          • 4 votes
          Reply#15 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:27 PM EST
          katrix

          And the funny thing is - they say they discount science because we don't have 100% of the facts, at the same time they're believing something that has 0% of evidence to support it!

          • 4 votes
          #15.1 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 7:02 PM EST
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          redphish

          This is a rather amusing thought. On principle though, I refuse to adjust my thinking and vocabulary to accommodate people misusing language to help excuse their attempts to force public schools to indoctrinate students into their religion regardless of the wishes of their parents.

          • 1 vote
          Reply#16 - Wed Feb 1, 2012 7:13 PM EST
          MalamuteMan

          Nice article Shuklack!

          don't care to listen

          Those are the most significant word in your article. Those words say everything that needs to be said. It has been my observation that most people choose to believe what they WANT to believe. There is no mechanism which compels us to base our beliefs on "Fact and Reason." Some of us do our best to do that. Others will say they are doing that without realizing they are averting their eyes from information that contradicts the truth they WANT, and that they are using very convoluted and self contradicting "reasoning" to arrive at the truth they WANT. I wrote an article on this topic (belief) which you may find interesting. If you care to read it you will find it here...

          • 1 vote
          Reply#17 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:38 PM EST
          Castor Bridge

          shulack, you may find it to be a good idea to read the scientific definition of a theory and have someone explain it to you.

            Reply#18 - Thu Feb 2, 2012 5:46 PM EST
            Brad-436809

            What about just changing theory as it applies to science to science. For example, instead of Evolution Theory, the new term would be Evolution Science, or Climate Change Theory would become Climate Change Science. Amazing that the modern world we live in, from the electricity that lights our home to the GPS that helps us navigate, are based on.....drum roll please.......theories. Next time someone tells me evolution or climate change are only "theories" I am going to tell them Christianity is only mythology.

              Reply#19 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 12:19 AM EST
              Skepology

              It's not that we need to get rid of Theory it's that common jargon needs to adopt hypothesis. Science has a valid syntax and vocabulary. Hypothesis is a statement that needs to be tested. Facts are repeated events that have held true each time. Theories are these fields of study supported by facts! It is not the fault science that words can be abused by ignorant or deceiving people!

              • 3 votes
              Reply#20 - Fri Feb 3, 2012 5:34 AM EST
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